Lets conform from the age of three
as the decree of conformity won't let you be
for you will hold your knife and fork like every other living dork
Lets all wear our uniforms, to school, work and play
blazers, suits and football shirts
will ensure you do not stray
When the time comes to vote ,you know it's not for thee
you shouldn't vote for anyone outside the family tree
Follow your fathers,choose one of three
or your vote will be a waisted one
that's democracy you see.
On saturday nights lets go to the pub
watch X factor and Dorothy
Lets not be original
for conservative we should be.
Let the masses follow each other in predicted sheepish ways
so the shepherds have it easy and predict our every way.